Your go-to shop for anti-toxic positivity merch that’s all about embracing YOU.
This isn’t a lifestyle brand, it’s a coping mechanism.From sarcastic candles that mock your problems to cozy apparel for your introverted soul, our designs are perfect for anyone who's holding it together with caffeine and dark humor.This shop is simply impulse-friendly merch designed for people who know “balance” is a marketing term. Browse, laugh, maybe buy something — or don’t. I’m not the boss of you.
Digital grounding tools disguised as pretty little distractions. Stare, tap, trace, breathe. It’s gaslighting for your nervous system (in a good way).
A screen you can poke without consequences.This little toy isn’t here to solve your life — it’s here to give your fingers something fun to do. Touch the screen and watch the plasma ripple and flow beneath your fingertips. It’s basically a digital plasma globe without the risk of static hair.Double-tap anywhere to shift the color — like mood lighting, but with less commitment.
A digital anti-fidget for your wandering brain.This little bubble isn’t complicated — that’s the point. Pull it up when your mind is buzzing and let your eyes rest softly on the center. As the bubble loops and shifts, match your breathing to its rhythm: inhale as it expands, exhale as it contracts. No pressure, no perfection. Just a simple loop to give your brain something to land on while the rest of you settles.
A ripple you can follow with your finger.This anti-fidget is about more than watching. A bright point drifts across the screen, sending ripples through the water. Your job is simple: place your fingertip on the point and let it lead you. By engaging sight and touch, your body gets a little extra anchor to stay present.
It's The Stars' Fault: Sarcastic Candles & Gifts
This isn't just a candle; it's a mood. It’s your permission slip to be a little messy and a lot delusional. We support your poor life choices.When your gut says, "Abort mission," but your hopeless romantic side says, "Stay, he just needs a good woman." This candle is the certified relationship detective who sees a waving red flag and thinks, "Hmm. Is that a challenge?"Light it up when you're crafting the perfect "I'm fine" text.
Some days, the moon is in the perfect position to make you petty. Lean into the chaos. This is your permission slip to be a little unhinged. Smells like: the sweet relief of saying 'no' to social plans. For when the planets (and people) are testing your patience.
Fix Yourself is the roast disguised as self-help. Packed with sarcastic affirmations, fake exercises, and passive-aggressive advice, this is the book you buy for that friend, coworker, or ex who desperately needs a personality patch update.This book is the perfect reminder that personal growth can start with a laugh — and maybe a little shame.
"My Demons Have Unionized" is a journey through the wreckage and rebirth of shadow work.What’s Inside: 30 self-interrogation prompts for trauma-tickling transformationand freewriting pages with Emotional Damage Meters (quantify your spiral!)Use this journal if:
You process emotions like spilled glitter and need a container, inner child work sounds nice but you want it feral, or your growth comes with glitching, giggles, and occasional screaming into the void.
Disaster Chic
Because you don’t do surface-level.The "I'm sorry, I Don’t Speak Small Talk" shirt says exactly what you're thinking — so you don’t have to. For the introverts, the deep-feelers, and the emotionally allergic to “so, what do you do?”Perfect for:
Deep thinkers & over-sharers
Awkward social events
Your favorite emotional support introvert
Wearing to a party and leaving early.
Look, we all know the greatest escape isn't in some remote mountain cabin—it's right here on your couch, with the blinds drawn.It's made for people whose idea of "the great outdoors" is opening a window to check the weather, then immediately closing it. Outside is overrated, and this is your permission slip to avoid plans in absolute style.
Peace, love… and absolutely no growth.The Namast'ay Toxic Shirt is the perfect blend of mindfulness and dark humor, designed for anyone who loves yoga but is still working through a few things.
The I’m Not the Target Audience Hoodie is the ultimate introvert’s disclaimer — soft, sarcastic, and perfect for pretending you weren’t listening anyway.Unisex fit (layer it or live in it)
Mid-weight cotton blend — comfy enough for existential crisesFor when you’d rather be scrolling than selling yourself.
Welcome to your Soft Gremlin Era. Where you're a little unhinged, a little cozy, and wildly self-aware.Vibe check:
High-functioning mess with a blanket cape
Loves snacks, hates plans
Built for comfy fits and passive threats.
Petty Little Page Turners
Reading Planner: Another Way to Hoard Your Books - Aesthetically
The Gods Are Not Alright: When Ancient Legends Get Login CredentialsThis one's for laughing at the absurb thought of Greek Gods in modern times. Or if you just want to doomscroll the old-fashioned way - in book form.
My Colorful Mind: Sensory Friendly Coloring BookThis digital coloring book is thoughtfully designed for autistic and neurodivergent children to provide a creative outlet that supports their sensory and emotional needs. Move beyond simple coloring pages and offer a purposeful tool designed for self-regulation.
Congratulations, You're Confused: A User’s Manual for the Anxious, Overstimulated, and Terminally OnlineThis isn't your typical self-help book. There are no platitudes, no empty affirmations. This is a hilarious, science-backed user's manual for the overstimulated "meat computer" you call a brain. It’s a scathing yet compassionate guide to understanding why you feel perpetually anxious, exhausted, and strangely compelled to watch videos of people folding laundry while explaining World War I.
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Almost Cures for Seasonal Depression
Embrace the cozy, moody vibes of the season with our "Sad Girl Autumn (Extended Version)" candle. The perfect companion for sweater weather, introspective journaling sessions, and romanticizing the rain, this candle is designed for sensitive souls who find beauty in the melancholy of fall.
Apple Picking ToteFrom cozy orchard trips to autumn market runs, this tote is giving cottage core aesthetic with a twist. This witty and snarky tote bag is your official accessory for a fall wardrobe with an attitude. Made from durable, eco-friendly cotton canvas, it’s a reusable bag perfect for books, orchard hauls, or just flexing your seasonal aesthetic.
Pretty In Pumpkin Spice TumblerSo what if you love pumpkin spice? Show your PSL Loving Basic Fall Girl Vibe with pride.
The "Bring Me The Tart Ones" Mug is the perfect mix of cozy cider vibes and witchy humor. This sturdy ceramic mug is a great cottage core gift and makes fall mornings a little sassier. Whether you’re sipping cider, coffee, or tea, it's the perfect witty saying mug for anyone who appreciates a little dark humor. Because let's be real, life is too short for bland coffee—or bland apples.